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Anthony Lawrence (Pcunix)
Anthony Lawrence (Pcunix)

Mar 14

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When he found out his wife was shaving her goatee, he wished she were having an affair. Then, they started shaving together in the car in the 5 o’clock sun and it saved their marriage. I don’t understand that part of the story. I’m not a romantic.

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A wonderful Viagra commercial!

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Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. see my Lists if your interests are specific.

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Anthony Lawrence (Pcunix)

Anthony Lawrence (Pcunix)

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. see my Lists if your interests are specific.

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