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When he found out his wife was shaving her goatee, he wished she were having an affair. Then, they started shaving together in the car in the 5 o’clock sun and it saved their marriage. I don’t understand that part of the story. I’m not a romantic.

If You Want to Be Beautiful, Don’t Pee
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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

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Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.

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