Alternate universe. Magic. A god did it. It's a projection. It was down for maintenance. It was mass hallucination. mass hypnosis, mass insanity.

Instrument failure. Macro uncertainty principle at work. It traveled back in time. It's a Democratic hoax. It's a GOP hoax.

The universe got a high power bill and needed to conserve. Somebody gave the wrong Siri command. The bulb burned out and it wasn't on Amazon.

It got bored. It was time for a lunch break.