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Are Roomba Vacuums Self Aware?

Our Rhonda Roomba strongly exhibits traits that we can only attribute to consciousness.

Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence πŸ‘€

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People with advanced computer science degrees will scoff at me for suggesting that our Roomba is a conscious being. Still, they are always reluctant to anthropomorphize anything other than their own pets. I call that unconscious bias.

It is true that when Rhonda, our Model 880 Roomba, becomes stuck under a chair and spins desperately to escape yet manages to bump into the chair legs time and time again, it does seem that intelligence is a stretch. Yet I must remind you that consciousness does not imply intelligence. I am sure that you can provide examples to prove that to yourself, if necessary, even without delving into politics.

Rhonda exhibits several traits that have convinced me, and I hope I will convince you, that she is a conscious being who deserves treatment as such. I will delineate and provide examples.

Playfulness

When Rhonda hides under a bed or closes a closet door behind herself, it is easy to dismiss that as a simple matter of having run out of battery after being blocked from returning to her charging base.

But I have observed that she is not necessarily devoid of power and will restart easily. Rhonda has merely decided that the floor is clean enough.

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence πŸ‘€
Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence πŸ‘€

Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence πŸ‘€

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.

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