As an extremely famous author, world renowned TV star, two time visitor to the ISS, confidante of every U.S. President in the last fifty years, and someone who has been Time's Man of the Year three times, I resent being on the same page with all these unimportant people.

I had read many of their posts, but only so that I could sneer at their futile efforts to match MY genius.

As to the author of this silly piece, Simon Whatever, I have never had anything good to say about him and certainly will not do so now.

Now, give me my gold plated statue and I will take my leave.