But how do we of the inferior sex know when she is the one?

Is it the superlatives, like “You truly are a total effing moronic a-hole, aren’t you?” So cute when she kids around.

Or is it her dumbfounded looks when I say something witty? She’s never met someone so brilliant!

I think it’s how she gives me my “me time” by thoughtfully refusing to talk to me the rest of the day.

But what do I know? I’d like to hear your secret ways of telling a man he is The One.