HUMOR

Can’t a Fella Have a Little Pretty Decoration Now and Then?

Marriage troubles

Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence
2 min readDec 29, 2020

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Lower view of a man wearing torn and paint stained jeans
Photo by Jeff Wang on Unsplash

My wife had noticed the toothpaste spot on my sweatshirt. She pointed at it.

“You can’t go out like that!”

But I can. There are plenty of places you can go with a dirty sweatshirt. Any hardware store. Any Walmart. Any gas station. Lots of places…

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.