Damn it, Medium, how did I miss this? I subscribe to Kristen for email notifications, yet I did not read this and do not think I saw it.

Is it me, Medium? Am I old, careless, forgetful? Or are you punishing me for disliking your Boost program?

That’s it, isn’t it? I knew it. But the egg is on your face because I found this anyway. So there. I win.