MEET THE STAFF

Dear Over-55 Retirement Community Homeowners

Tis I, your community manager

Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence ๐Ÿ‘€
4 min readFeb 13, 2024

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ChatGPT 4 from my prompt

After Hour Emergencies

Our management office is open from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM. Should you have some sort of after-hours emergency, our under-paid and overworked staff may be available at one of the numbers posted behind the water cooler in the gym. We recommend writing those numbers down as the gym closes at 10:00 PM.

Another number posted there will open the main gate for a late night visitor. It looks like a phone number but is not. We do not label any of the numbers for security, and some of the numbers are just randomly copied from the phone book. This is also for your security.

Please be patient and understanding of anyone you reach at one of the random numbers. They probably donโ€™t like being woken up any more than our staff does.

There have been instances where staff will jokingly pretend you have reached a random personโ€™s number. Working at the Over-55 Retirement Community can be very stressful; I encourage our workers to enjoy a bit of leg pulling before finding out what you need. They have been told to joke around no more than five minutes and all have promised that. Wait them out.

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence ๐Ÿ‘€
Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence ๐Ÿ‘€

Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence ๐Ÿ‘€

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.

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