SATIRE

Disappointing Comments on a Recent Post Did Not Sway my Opinion

Fools, all of them

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A queen on her throne
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I recently tried swaying public opinion with a post about Kamala Harris. I labeled it as satire to throw off the damn Democrats, but I meant every word. What none of the fools understood was that my labeling and supposed confession that I’d really be voting for her was double satire — obviously too deep for libtard intelligence!

Anyway, there were many worthless comments and some quite educational. For example, I learned that Kamala is actually Camilla, the current Queen of England! MAGA patriots booted England in the ass way back in 1776 and again in 1812, and if they think they can put their damn Queen on our throne, well, we might just have to give them a bit of shock and awe, if you catch my drift.

Also, we learned that Kamala’s mother supposedly named her daughter Lotus, which obviously shows that the cat — see what I did there? — was in the bag right from the beginning. As my informant noted in his comment, Lotus -> Potus — they were planning this illegal move decades ago! THAT, my fellow Q minions, is the type of deep state treachery we expect from the Dems!

Sadly, there was only one honest comment about Kamala’s blatant dishonesty. I had to pretend to block that person as part of my…

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.

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