Do you have any pull with Theo? I also am a person who can put words together in different ways to express profound or amusing thoughts and leave you breathless if you try reading my work out loud though not so breathless as to endanger your life but definitely enough to be noticed.

By the way I am allergic to commas and hope you could convince Theo to give me a contract like yours so that I too can enjoy myself cavorting with beautiful women who are not just pictures in a magazine and have money to throw around carelessly.

Please?