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FUNNY OR FUNNY HAHA
Doctor Funny For Real This Time
Growing pains
Doctor Funny recently made a plea for more editors so the publication can grow. I warned the good doctor this could be a bad idea, especially so with the stated constraint requiring kindness when editing. The problem there is obvious. Kindness will lead to more submissions, some of which will be funnier than others.
Desiring growth, the editors will publish a tsunami of humor and the really funny will be buried by the funny.
This is exactly what happened to Illumination. They eventually had to split off another publication to highlight the really good stuff. I say strike while the iron is warming up, because if you plan on hitting someone with an iron, what difference does the temperature make?
Unless you want to be punished and realize the burn marks will provide Forensics with a better clue to your identity.
To avoid hot irons and detectives on your trail, I say use a cold iron. Therefore, by the logic of the logic classes I slept through, Doctor Funny should launch a sister pub now, perhaps several.
DOCTOR FUNNIER
DOCTOR FUNNY FOR REAL NOW
DOCTOR FUNNY WE ARE NOT KIDDING THIS TIME
And my nomination:
DOCTOR FUNNY YOU EFFING BETTER SUBSCRIBE TO THIS ONE
I’m sending this to the original DF for obvious reasons.
