I am not a fraud. An asshole, certainly, but I own that with pride. The readers of my, umm, stuff? have demonstrated their own weaknesses by choosing to read it.

Just as I chose to read you. Think of me and sneer the next time you feel unworthy. “Good enough for that a-hole— in fact, too good! Maybe I’ll block him!”

But please don’t block me, it would be embarrassing and I might never get over it.