I AM the muffin man. My wife will attest to that immediately.
I’m not doughy, though. I earned the title because years ago she complained that she’d love to have a muffin every day for breakfast but could not because store bought muffins are loaded with sugar and fat. The next morning, before she woke up, I baked a dozen very healthy muffins.
I’ve been doing that for many years now. When she gets up, her muffin awaits. I AM the muffin man!