I had to laugh at these, but I have known quite a few lesbian and bi women. I suppose if you have led an insular life, it might be easy for you to believe some of these, though you’d think anyone would at least be doubtful.

I have met lesbians who dislike men, but others have been good friends. Again, maybe if you were unlucky enough to meet two of the first kind in a row, you might assume, but you’d think the rest of your life would have taught you the danger of small samples.

Ah, people. You can’t take some of them anywhere.