I love the part about DNA:

“Adam and Eve were created perfect. It wasn’t until after the fall that suffering and death affected mankind and every other living thing. One aspect of this suffering would have been mutations in the DNA that result in disease. Since Adam and Eve were created genetically perfect, their children would have had few mutations.”

Why would they have any if they were “perfect”? And then :

“Although the Israelites knew nothing of DNA, God did, and he knew close relatives were likely to have the same mutations.”

Which the omnipotent MUFWIC could have prevented if he really existed.

But now that he’s invoked DNA, did the sky god copy most of human DNA to make monkeys or were they one of the mutations?