I was too lazy to read more than ““Well lookie who got more material!”, which made no sense, but sheesh there were a lot of sentences and there is no Amy Sea Cliff notes (I checked).

I clapped anyway because I always clap for boobies. I used to leer and whistle, but that wasn’t productive and my wife told me to stop. She knows best, she says.

Is there a TL;DR version? Something short and pithy but not curt and dismissive? Or should I come back tomorrow when I will be less lazy?