I wish I could. My wife is afraid of water and airplanes. The first time I got her on a plane she refused to come home that way. I had to get her drunk far beyond the point where they’d let her on today. And we wouldn’t want to be so far away from our kids.

She’s prettty much housebound at this point anyway — no gain for her moving anywhere. She needs my help, so I’m mostly stuck inside too, so not much to gain for me.