I wish this were satire, but a carpenter we had at our house today explained to me that his best friend knows an illegal immigrant in Arizona who developed a brain tumor, so they flew her up here to MGH, operated on her, and flew her back, costing her nothing, while he and I have to pay for insurance.

That’s just one of the reasons he will vote for Trump. The others were EBT cards, drivers licenses, and I can’t remember all the wonderful benefits illegal immigrants get given to them.

We are doomed.