If it would help, I’m sure many of us who follow that guy would be willing to unfollow. Obviously we’d still read him, but we’d do that secretly so you wouldn’t know.

Well, you’d know if you followed him and read the comments, so don’t do that because we want you to feel better about yourself.

I was thinking each could create a few hundred spam accounts to follow you and no one else, but that might get us banned and you’d be worse off.

I suppose its possible that manifesting might work, but you shouldn’t hold your breath because you’ll get very uncomfortable and your stomach will start contracting on its own and you’ll either breathe or pass out and whichever it is breaks the manifestation.

Let’s go with the Secret Sieglering, shall we?