I'm almost there. Text me the next time you are parked and not in a hurry to get home.

Maybe the final person who hit my car in the YMCA parking lot, the one who would finally total it, would be old enough to be featured on a Smuckers Jam commercial.
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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
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I'm almost there. Text me the next time you are parked and not in a hurry to get home.
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Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀4.6K Followers
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Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.
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