I’m sure my wife would find a way.

She tripped and fell this morning. She’s 74, we think she may have broken a rib or two.

While waiting for the ambulance, and yelping with every breath, she had me get her makeup bag. I was just astounded. I couldn’t help saying “Are you effing kidding me?”

She glared at me as she put on blush. Then she wanted to fix her hair, but that hurt too much.

Un-effing-believable!

They won’t let me go to the hospital- covid, of course. So I have to wait.