I'm sure they've never tested how long you need to quarantine. They say two weeks, but that's 20,160 minutes. How do they know it's not 20,000? Or 1,000? Or 10, as I choose to believe.

I can't make the orgy, though. My wife says we are too old and that I wouldn't remember any of it anyway. Sorry.

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