…o the grocery store, a place where the apples roll around together in the bin doing God knows what. Therefore, I don’t see what’s wrong with my orgy. Sure, I posted about it on Craigslist, but I told people to quarantine for a few minutes before coming over.
I'm sure they've never tested how long you need to quarantine. They say two weeks, but that's 20,160 minutes. How do they know it's not 20,000? Or 1,000? Or 10, as I choose to believe.
I can't make the orgy, though. My wife says we are too old and that I wouldn't remember any of it anyway. Sorry.