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DAMN LIBERALS
Living Near the Edge Is Another Liberal Hoax
We know better
Even if there were a virus, that’s not the problem.
Living near the edge during a pandemic is another liberal hoax. There is an edge, obviously, but nobody lives near it because there is a gigantic ice wall that keeps the oceans from spilling over. So when they say we are living near it, that’s a blatant lie.
You can’t break through that wall, and you can’t climb over it. It’s too slippery and cold. I wish we had it in Mexico. Well, on the border, I mean.
You are probably wondering why they say that when it’s so trivial to disprove. It’s a pretty long story, but I can sum it up for you: they want you to feel on edge. If you are living on the edge, you will feel on edge. Highlight that last sentence: you will want to remember that.
So now they have you thinking maybe you are living on the edge because your friends — if they are your friends — said you seem edgy lately. Well, duh! Who wouldn’t? But you shouldn’t feel edgy about some made-up virus.
But what you don’t know is the Big Picture. The Why in the Wherefore, the Dog in the Dog Eat Dog World. That is where the real secrets are hiding. Crack that nut open, and you’ve got yourself a…
