THIEVES

Maybe I Should Stop Worrying About Porch Pirates and Tired Amazon Drivers

Arrr, there be pirates!

Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence
3 min readApr 24, 2024

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A cartoon of a comical thief in a black and white striped shirt, sneakily approaching a porch full of small packages, ready to make his move.
AI image by ChatGPT 4 from my prompt

A few days ago I got a real email from UPS saying that I had redirected a package. I say “real” because most of the mail I get about UPS is scammers. For a brief moment I thought this must be a scam as well because why would I redirect a package?

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.