Oh, come on! That’s satire, not clickbait.

You took such a farcical and utterly unbelievable headline seriously? You must be a blast at parties :)

BTW, Here’s real disappointing clickbait https://refind.com/links/149697383?t=AkJNqQWv17mf3zgQeAexOQ&picks=107456242&via=email-2402