Oh my. Reading that at about half my normal reading speed consumed 50 seconds.

#2 — time yourself, and “read” the story for a solid 6 minutes (you don’t really need to read, you can just scroll ideally around, making sure to get all the way to the bottom of the page, this can all be done while you poodle around in another open window, but you do need to roll around in the story for 6 minutes)
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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
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Dec 21, 2021
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Oh my. Reading that at about half my normal reading speed consumed 50 seconds.
Really. Scrolling through there for six minutes was excruciating!
But I did your bidding.
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Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀4.6K Followers
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Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.
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