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BENIGN-ISH DICTATOR
Once Emperor Trump Is in Charge, We Can Solve Immigration and So Many Other Problems
I’ve written to His Eminence about this
After reading the latest Biden news, I think God Emperor Trump will ascend to power again. This distressed me, but on the other hand, I realized I am old and possibly would not have to live through the worst of it. Then I happened to read about the GOP opposition to the latest immigration bill and had an epiphany!
I have the solution and it will solve immigration, labor shortages, the threats from AI, our crumbling infrastructure, and so much more. It’s a miracle cure for our ills!
Our Congress would never pass the necessary laws, our courts would object, our citizenry would be in an uproar, which is why we need GET (God Emperor Trump) to sweep aside all those obstacles and get things going.
Campaign ad for the 2028 fake presidential election: “GET gets things going!”
Here’s how it works. GET’s first act is to have every immigrant arrested. Tear down the walls, we won’t need them and you’ll see why in a moment. Immigrants will soon be turning themselves in.
Why? Because every illegal immigrant will know that their punishment is seven years of indentured…
