Personally, I prefer to be greeted as “Your Eminence”. We are a higher tier, better looking, highly intelligent, etc. A greeting that recognizes all that establishes our respective rank— if one can think of one like you, who has yet to even find the ladder, as having rank.

Once rank is established, you will not be so hurt by our disdain, and we, in turn, will feel that the tiny bits of coin we sprinkle on your lap magnify our superiority greatly.

It’s a win-win, little fellow.

I must leave now to read more suitable posts. My charity work for this day is done.