Sadly, excess weight might correlate with intelligence, but not that you are dumb, but that the excess fat apparently interferes with thinking. But it also goes the other way: women with a fat butt and a thin waist may be smarter than those who are built differently.

We will need multiple body measurements to make a determination. A DNA analysis is also requested.

It’s also important to note that the larger person who has diminished their ability to run and their ability to think might still run faster and think better than their thin friend across the street. Just sayin’.

Obese turtle is a funny image, but yeah, he should not have said that. He’s a lot smarter than Trump, so he should have known better.

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