IF I RAN THE WORLD

Some Radical Ideas About Boosting

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A rocket launching into the sky, producing a powerful plume of smoke and fire at its base. The rocket appears to be lifting off from a launchpad with a tall tower visible to the right, labeled with the word “SpaceX.” Dense clouds of smoke surround the launch site, and the sky in the background is a clear blue.
Photo by Bill Jelen on Unsplash

By the way, I am not in charge. That’s the other Tony. I do wish y’all would stop getting confused by this. It’s pretty simple to tell the difference: I’m much older, and he is in charge.

Try to remember that as you read this ridiculous story.

If I were in charge, I’d be changing how Boosting works. First, any publication editor could submit from the pubs where they are, duh, editors. That takes care of the “They rejected me as a nominator” complaints.

That doesn’t mean that your lovingly illustrated story about your last visit to Wichita’s Finest Bondage & Discipline Club will be accepted. Well, maybe it would, depending on the illustrations and the humor content. But you know what I mean: not much chance of a Boost there.

Next, Medium curators would not know who wrote it or what pub it came from. They’d only get the text, with all identifying marks removed. This is to stop the “Sure, Xyz does write acceptable things sometimes, but I’m rejecting it anyway” effect.

Most importantly, these redacted stories would be submitted to five random curators. Each curator would assign a 1–10 score, not a reject/accept. Total of the score determines reject/accept and the nominator gets to see the…

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence đź‘€

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.