That damn Visual Lookup is ruining my life. IOS 17 is only in beta 1, but already my mail, texts, and all my social media are besieged with requests from desperate women trying to date me!

Sheesh! I’m 75 and have no energy to date. Plus I am married to an Italian who would castrate me and strangle all the women.

I mean yes, I am unbelievably hot, but it’s what’s inside that counts and I’m just not up for all night sex any more. That Italian I mentioned wore me all out years ago.

I wrote to Tim Apple and he just tried to sell me vitamins.

Christine, you have a lot of influence with women. Please tell them to stop!