There was a jerk at our summer place who would point at me dancing with my wife and shout out stupid comments. I ignored him for a long time but eventually had enough and a stopped at his table while my wife danced with someone who COULD dance.

He made another dumb comment as I stopped. I looked at him and spoke to him while looking at his wife.

“Yeah, I cannot dance, but my wife can and she enjoys it, so I dance with her. Meanwhile, your wife is sitting here twitching in her chair, bouncing to the music. Looks to me like she wants to dance, but you don’t even look at her because you’d rather yell dumb comments at me.”

His wife smiled at me as I walked away. He said nothing.