Today I saw a urologist for my recent BPH systems. He did the usual probing and said my prostate is not enlarged, there are no signs of infection, bladder or prostate cancer, and my PSA is 0.14, so he sees no reason for my symptoms. He added that sometimes these things just appear and disappear.

So great: I’m a medical mystery. He gave me some pills, yippee.

We don’t know what’s wrong/so let’s sing a song/

These pills may do little/or may make you piddle

That’s all that I know/I have nothing to say

Except on your way out/there is a co-pay

Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) - Symptoms and causes