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Watch Out, There’s mRNA in that and a Tracking Chip!

Lab grown food, refusing vaccines, and life in ‘Murica

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Some of the fun conversations I’ve recently had in the land of Americanus Ignoramus:

COVID Shots at home

A COVID denier told me that government nurses came to his disabled and housebound sister to give her the “fake” vaccine. I asked him why the government would bother to put a tracking chip into a homebound person. He ignored me.

mRNA brain cancer

I recently heard someone’s excuse for not getting vaccinated for COVID. According to her father, his daughter said that the mRNA might cause brain cancer. I googled that while we were talking and found many results saying things like “Scientists excited about the possibility of treating difficult cancers with mRNA vaccines.”

Lab grown chicken

In the same conversation, the Dad mentioned that his daughter had tried some lab grown “chicken”. I said he should tell her to be careful because there’s mRNA in that. Before he thought about what I said, he replied “No, she said there is only one seasoning ingredient” and then laughed at himself as he realized that of course mRNA is in all living cells.

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

Written by Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.

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