Were you part of the Galactic Study Group, we would already have realized your crash and would have tracked you down using the embedded 666 chip.

Unless… by any chance do you remember popping a small pimple right between your eyebrows? We have lost some amnesiac members that way.

We can send out some Vorg bots to hunt for you. Please do not wash, not even with water, for the next few months as they track by smell and if they become confused at the last moment due to cleansing efforts, they may just destroy you.

Hopefully we will see you soon and you can collect your back pay.