Years ago, two Jehova’s witnesses, a man and a woman, came to our door. I saw them coming up our driveway and saw what they were carrying and knew what they were. I opened the door and before they could say anything, I said “Oh, you’re early! The orgy doesn’t start until nine, but come in, come in!”

The looks on their faces was priceless. I shut the door before they could say a word.